Just an ingenious idea i came up with to bore whoever is jobless enough to want to read this. Criticise as much as possible
Monday, July 30, 2007
Any Ideas…?
I would like some tips and advice
I need to know about interesting places to visit and wonderful sites to see in Chicago (St Charles), LA and Atlanta. I would be in those cities between 12th August and 6th September. The first two weeks would be in St Charles, Illinois for training. Then I move to LA from the 25th to see my sister. I would leave LA for Atlanta on the 30th to see my other sister and return to Naija by the 6th of September. I don’t think they would have time for me when I get there (cos of work) and I intend to enjoy myself. So any fun place (clubs, beaches, malls, cinema, shows, carnivals e.t.c) would be appreciated.
And if there are any bloggers reading this and living in those areas, abeg make una come show me road ooo, make I no lost for there.
Anybody in blogville in those areas? Holla back through my email (maxifish@gmail.com)
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Is it Really Worth it.......?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... The luxury Cars, Toyotas, Land Cruisers, Rav 4's; Mercedes that are parked 8 hours (on the average) driven 40 min to the office and 40 minutes back home 5 days out 7 (i.e. 6 out of 168 hours in a week)....(except for those who stay in lasgigi of course)
And whilst we sit on a not-so-comfortable chair in a small room called an office your Mansion lies idle with only the House Girl enjoying herself to the 'bacon and egg breakfast' (or maybe ogi and moimoi) relaxing on that very expensive leather sofa that we only sit on when we get home...
and being so tired we just doze off to sleep anyway.
When tired of work she takes a break turns on the Plasma TV and spoil herself with the fully subscribed DSTV (or HiTv), of course if she feels bored she can always turn on that brand name Hifi and swing a bit...
And whilst all that is happening where are you?...you are eating a cheap take away lunch (fries from TFC or Mr Biggs) everyday and oh by the way there is no breakfast really, because it's just a cup of tea a few slices of bread probably with some left-overs from yesterday's supper (for the fortunate few).
Every moment you pray that it could just get to 5pm so that you can drive home and join... the House Girl!! (Poor you!). So this is your miserable lot for the rest of your working life... by the time you retire you'll have no pleasure in them anymore. By now your children would have joined in the Rat Race of finding a good job working very hard and never enjoying the fruits of their labours... its all vanity
isn't it?
SO MY QUESTION IS... WHO IS ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOUR BETTER...
YOU OR YOUR HOUSE GIRL?
(ok, ok, i admit, its not original but it was a damn good read....lol)
Monday, July 02, 2007
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Keep Your Promises...........
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, andwith a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick and................
USE UR CHURCH MIND TO CONCLUDE THE STORY.
Red Devils...........

This is the new Manchester United Jersey for 2007/2008 season....
The one our boys would be wearing to win a treble again like in '99....
The one to make us invincible and champions of England and Europe once again.....
The one Hargreaves, Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani would be wearing for the next 12 months atleast...
The one Jersey Mourinho will hate forever cos here is where his magic ends.....
The one Jersey, Eto'O would wish he was wearing......
The one Jersey, Torres would wish he was wearing.......
Manchester United, The one club, the greats wish they all played for
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