Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, andwith a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick and................
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19 comments:
Am first today again!Hooray!!
That must mean say i no get work abi?
Ok let me comment on this post.
Good for Nick. akpiri ara!(longathroat for breast). Nowno be only miliki im go suck, na yoghurt!!
@ princess.... LMAO, ur comment is even funnier t han the joke sef. hehehehe
Nick performed a blow job on the King. True. Even fathers and nuns at the convenent do it.
@ jaybabe..... my hand no dey oooo. i wont even go into that if i were u
Who is Nick sef? Hope it was not meant to be O..... i did not say anything o!lol
Ha haaaaaa, thats funny.....haba Jaybabe..where did that come from lol
Okay...Obi update then...coz i really tried my best.
@Taureanminx...hahahahha...i donno oo!..lol..
Nick'll probably have cramps in his jaw when he's thru!
lol@Princess...yoghurt...wtf
I'll be damned...hehehehe but i love it, teaches that one should always keep to his/her promise cos the repercussions for not doing so can be 'sacrilegious'..Buwahahahaha.
@ manda.... it wasn't me ooo
@ taureanMinx... dont mind jaybabe.
@ pamelastitch...very funny
@ jaybabe(again)... u tried no be small and i'm updating
@ porter deHarcourt.... creamy yoghurt, hehehe
@ ugo daniels...yes oooo
ibodude did u make up this story cos if u did na wa for u.
that has to be the 2ndfunniest thing ever. second only to the yoghurt comment. unfortuntly, now im thinking which flavour of yoghurt.
nice one
UPDATE O!
You don kolo o!
Hi Ibo dude, thanx for stopping by my blog.
Thatz a very funny joke.
hahahahhahahahahahahahahah
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This is the funniest thing i've read in ages. Lmao........
hahahahahahahaha....funny
Very funny joke.
P.S. I would love to teach you, but only if you are a fast learner. *wink
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