Thursday, June 05, 2008

Variance Analysis......

Variance analysis is an accounting term used in budgeting or management accounting in general. It is a tool of budgetary control by evaluation of performance by means of variances between budgeted amount, planned amount or standard amount and the actual amount incurred/sold. Variance analysis can be carried for both costs and revenues.

Variance analysis (in the real world and in my own dictionary) is the evaluation of how actual events played out as against planned events.

I will illustrate with an example


PLANNED EVENTS
Date: May 29th 2008


Venues: Home in Mafoluku, The Place in Ikeja GRA, Ada k’ ibe ya (Isi-ewu joint in Ajao Estate), Kusimo Street, Surulere (Roasted Fish Joint), Nwanyi Ibuzor (Local joint near my house)

Activities: Visit all the joints mentioned above pre-arranged by friends and call other friends who live around the joints to join me there for a celebration


ACTUAL EVENTS
Date: May 29th 2008

Venues: Home in Mafoluku, Office in Victoria Island,

Activities: Left home by 8 am for office (..and it was supposed to be a public holiday), work till 6pm, receive a bad evaluation, received no birthday gifts (well apart from Chweety of course)


Going from the above parameters, and using my own definition of Variance analysis; this was by far the worst birthday I have had in ages.

Thank you Chweety for making it memorable and for those who forgot to wish me happy birthday, I will get y’all.

But heyy….looking on the bright side, it saved me money

25 comments:

NikkiSab said...

ike d new look.

And u welcome luv. Sorry u here but thank God for life.

NikkiSab said...

I First and second.....so coollllll!!!!! my first sentence is suppose to av an L.

Afrobabe said...

kai....I am second....Nikki didnt even read it sef...

darkelcee said...

hmmm

nikki beat me to it!
why na?

Ibo dude,
Are u sure u were not happy that ur money stayed in ur pocket? this party cannot be CARRIED-OVER. ok?

darkelcee said...

Afrooooooooo

Onome said...

aaaaaaw....sowweeee dearie soweeeeeee.....na work...post-birthday celebrations are accepted o(wink)

Afrobabe said...

hahahahahha...I beat darkelcee....

Hey, I dont see any mention of me in here oh...I AT LEAST SENT A BIRTHDAY MSG...:)

Does this new layout mean you are fully back to blogging abi u just dey tantalize us?

Unknown said...

eeyah...

happy birthday sha...but you too when u did not tell us that Nkan was sele-ing, how where we to know?

ur present is in the mail.

Bold and Beautiful said...

U sef na wa oo.So u do birthday u no tell me .I go retaliate...we come chop for ur house at the least . Tank God for Chweety!

adoolicious said...

chweety d male, your birthday was a show of one more year on this life earth; i was dere too you know at work, in my mind i was following you to d joints and all but somehow u neva show, anyways no qualms, we go still celeb d chweeties day, in full regalia of course and komole till we drop.

ikwe abi no be so?....

Joy Akut said...

happy birthdayyyyy! does this count? as in better late than never,u shd hire me to deal with those who didnt send a msg.

love the new layout.

An-Igbo-Dude said...

-nikkisab....thanks once again
-afrobabe....hehehe, how u take know. thanks for the birthday wishes.u remember me atleast
-darkelcee...i must confess, i was happy oo
-onome...the party still dey come.thanks for the birthday wishes too.
-catwalq.....i am still waiting for it ooo
-BB...no be so oo, i think say u go remember
-adoo...yes oooo
-FQ...thanks, i would forward their names and number immediately

LG said...

Happy belated birthday, i didnt c the meno o, biko nor vex.
abeg carry d bafday parry over, i wan shop rice, lol!!!

May God grant U ur heart desires-AMEN
*njoy ur w'end!!!

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Im taking accounting right now, so when I saw the first few words, it made my head hurt!LOL

Awwww...Happy Belated Birthday!!!

TDVA said...

4happy belated birthday dear. i remember saying happy birthday so u wont get me, will u? lol. take care, and hope ur dreams come true. hugs.

Unknown said...

ahwwwwwwwwww Happy Belated Birthday

ibiluv said...

u forgot to remind us..........
u are a bloddy cheapskate.............lol

happy belated buffday!!!!!!!!!!

Diary of a Gypsy Princess said...

hey... sorry i forgot ur birthday.... a little for happy birthday yea... but hey, better late that never aye? happy birthday,n i hope u had agreat day and i pray that u'll always be the answer to someones prayers....

NaijaBabe said...

Lol
I HATE VARIANCE ANALYSIS!

Pele o! No gifts? I know how annoying that can be

Jayn Sean said...

Just passd by to tell you that i was out, thats y i missed your birthday. I always remember people's buffdays. Ask all of them. And i remembered yours.

Happy birthday. I should've said this b4 leaving. Kai...foolish me..

How you doing babes?

Anonymous said...

happy belated b'day bro...been out of blogville for a while, but im back now... enjoy

wellsbaba said...

pele ehn,neva even knew ur birthday...kusimo street no far frm my place oo so u lyk peper soup...lol...longtime,I probably should have played u a chess match on ur birthday n mate u with a fools mate...lol....safe!

Aijay said...

yikes! guess I'm one of those who 'forgot' to wish u a happy birthday... but bros u no tell us now. lol.

Abeg update ur blog!

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday

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