Monday, October 29, 2007

Story,Story..........Story!!!!

Location......."Roundtable", Mammy Market, NYSC Camp,Ikare Akoko, Ondo State, Nigeria
Participants...3 Guys(including me) and a Lady
Date...........January 17,2002
Time...........around 9pm


This scene happened like 5 year ago. I dont think i remember the exact discussions that night cos there was too much alcohol flying around (and in my bloodstream) and i think it was also eve of our passing out of camp but i do remember something i said that evening. We were in our 6th bottle (even the chic too) and we were having a "wonderful" time and laughing aloud (apparently with that kind of alcohol). Then some lady walks by and the conversation starts....

Chic....Bros, see that babe wey win miss camp ooo
Everyone......Wey am? Where she dey? Which one? That one?
Chic....Yes, that tall one wey dey shake nyash so..
First guy.....She tall ooo
Second guy...Yes oo, This is my specs..
Me............Na everybody be your specs when u don drink

everybody laughs.......

Me..........But she no fine oo, how she come take win (and to think that i dont see very well in the dark cos of my spectacles. i wonder how i saw her facial look)
Chic........Argh argh, she try now, how u go talk like that, u no see her hieght?
Second Guy..Omo make i pursue am see whether i fit toast am...
Chic....sidon jo, na ur type? person wey all the ZI and Camp director dey pursue
Me......already..?
Chic.....Yes now
Me.......Na wao, who know whether na wetin make am win be that sef (see bad belle o)Chic.....but to talk true, na she fine pass all the other girls dem. People no too compete like that. Dem dey shame
Second guy..Wo, leave matter jo. Eh hen, Chic, wey that your room mate wey u wan arrange for me sef, i wan do wetin this useless boys(me and the other) don do for camp too. How i go carry full tank come camp, carry full tank go again.....

The night eventually drifts away.......

Anyway, the moral of the story is sometimes we sit down and judge other people even when we dont know them. In this case, i never even saw her b4 or even heard about her but i just said something out of the top of my head. That was bad.

The funny thing is that same girl, i met like 4 years later(i had no idea she was the one) and that is the same person i am planning on settling with (Chweety)

What an irony....or is it?

42 comments:

NikkiSab said...

I am first!!! let me go read

TDVA said...

hm.. thot i was first. anyways, WOW! so that's how u found ur 'chweety' lol. i dont know why this word stays in my head n i'm beginning to think of ppl as being chweet. hm..

Onome said...

can u imagine?? dis reminds me of d adage dat says never throw stones in d market cos it can hit ur mother's head.......well, u cant be blamed...u were 'intoxicated'. meanwhile wen's d big day?

NikkiSab said...

OMG!!!! I'm almost moved to tears.... such a sweet story!! And I hope as u guys plan to settle down togeda, she torments u all of ur life as a punishment for ur quick judgement. But I bet she loves u!!

Bunmmy said...
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Bunmmy said...

awwwhh very sweet story, naija fairy tale. lol

wish you guys all the best.

Bold and Beautiful said...

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! so sweet.

Joy Akut said...

awwww..life definately aint polite yeah?...i second hopeful B, naija fairy tale to the core...
u've given me assignment this evening...so i'm off to drift a lil' in my fantasyland hopefully i'll find someone who would yab me and trip for me die in the end too....lol' all the best!

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ nikkisab....i think this is the first time u have been first abi?
@ teediva....well,the history of "chweety" would be for another post.
@ onome....yes o,na the tone don come hit me for head so..
@ nikkisab(again?)...well,thats what we can do,plan and for the love part,hopefully
@ comment deleted...nothing to reply
@ hopeful....make we sell am to Zeb Ejiro for home video abi?....lol
@ B&B.......thanks,where u dey since
@ fantasyQ....thanks, u go see your own, no worry.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I knew it was meant to be. Make sure both of you give me notice so I can get a cheaper ticket. I don't want to rush like I did with Mekus and Seki. Meanwhile, Chweety, don't be scared of instant messaging me just ensure it's me before u start spilling secrets okay????

Nwanyi Ocha said...

Aww, its weird isn't it.

No matter how old we grow or how apart we seem. We are always closer to home than we think.

Moody Crab said...

You are planing to what?!?! What abt me? After 2 years... The memories?!?!

I'm devastated!!!! Lol. But seriously, what an awww-inducing story! My dear, when is the wedding?

Anonymous said...

lmao.. oh my GOddddddddddddddd... that is fucking ironic...

adoolicious said...

this settling down shd also av a story, (d proposal scenario); abeg hurry now... so now instead of alcohol in ur blood stream, u r intoxicated with chweety! some1 bless God Almighty for the creation of Adam Then Eve.

1st tym ere, but its a 9ce pg. kip it up; u r FUN

♥♫♪nyemoni♫♪♥ said...

Seriously, isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Good luck Obi...

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ anonymous...no worry,will give u enough info b4 hand
@ nwanyi ocha...yeah, i guess
@ CMB...i go give u details when time reach
@ ONB....yep, it is
@ Hemba...thanks dear. i owe u too
@ nyemoni...thanks my dear

classybabe said...

lol@ she no fine when you couldn't even see her properly.
Me I dated someone that i had made fun of so many times,it happens.
Have you gisted her about the night?!

Anonymous said...

ahhh!!!!! what an irony indeed....you see life...life is so sweet....thanks for stopping by

For the love of me said...

I like a love story anyday. Congrats

Fo said...

OMG!!!so ironic...see life?!all the best...meanwhile wan invite u to ma blog so send me ur email pls on fatimsani@yahoo.co.uk
-.-

UndaCovaSista said...

What a coincidence....or is it? Hmm

Joy Isi Bewaji said...

things like this just makes me wonder how life revolves...
do you think she would feel bad if u shared that converstaion with her? just wondering!

Arewa said...

awwwww .. u see ohhh..I know what u mean.. lets just say she grew up abi.. no shaking .. nice one x x

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Thats really nice.

Jayn Sean said...

Hvaent been here in a long time. Hope you fine.

But...is that story for real? Is she the one?

princesa said...

Lesson for the guys: Dont run ya mouth about that chic anyhow, you never know...she might be the mother of ur kids!

Okay back to you obi...When is the IV coming out and e don reach time wey i go meet this ya chweety o!

Aijay said...

LOL!! You see... such is life! I know this is so cliche but no one knows tomorrow.
All the best to you & your chweety!

Afrobabe said...

Awww thats a cool one...Now I am looking back into my past to see if any of the dropped ones should be picked up and rekindled..lol..

Nysc...men was that a time in my life..

Anonymous said...

Hola Obinna ,
It a pleasure to be visiting your blog. Indeed it is the first time I came to visit a website in Nigeria. I missed for a long time the opportunity to visit The places in africa. Now it seems that I found the way.
Receive my best wishes.
Friendly from Brazil
Geraldo

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ classybabe...welcome to the club and yep told her a million times
@ obinnwanne..yes o,life sweet o
@ FTLME.....thanks
@ fatoumata..thanks, done that
@ UCS.....yes ooo, irony
@ isi...i've told her a million times
@ arewa..i think its the other way round, i grew up
@ omosewa...thanks
@ jaybabe... yes dear, she is the one
@ princesa...i never print IV yet and u go meet am very very very soon
@ aijay... thanks my dear. how u dey?
@ afrobabe...NYSC, was MADDDDDD fun
@ geraldo....thanks man, hope u seen wonderful things about naija...lol

Sam Oracle said...

it happens, i have a friend in school that once criticised a girl coz of her dressing.
When we finally became seniors, she turned out to be his girlfriend.
He had even forgotten what he said about her
I reminded him and he couldn't help laughing

Joy Isi Bewaji said...

er, wait o! is it that u have eloped with ur chweety and done a private wedding or what? update nah!

Unknown Blogger said...

Are you serious? then you had better not ler her see this if you don't want wahala.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ oracle....na sooo,bad mouth no good o
@ isi....how i go do wedding i no go invite you. u must dey there ooo
@ UB....thanks but she has known for a long while now

Afrobabe said...

UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Joy Isi Bewaji said...

whats up? no update yet?!!

Anonymous said...

baby oya update before Jesus 2nd coming

Admin UD said...

Ol boy, i dey feel you oo. We guys have inbuilt transmitters that broadcast 'misyarns' whenever we're 'high' Can something really be done about it??

Loads of luck and best wishes as you countdown...

Uzo said...

This is so sweet...LOL

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ afrobabe....u nko?
@ isi.....make una cool down for Jesus ooo
@ chweety....u too? u joined the band wagon? traitor...lol
@ ugo...thanks man. i feel u. i never get chance for that stuff o. iwill send it sooner than u expect
@ uzo... thanks a lot

Anonymous said...

abeg update ..... meanwhile im here to inform you that my b'day is 2moro (9th) dont forget to stop by....

Anonymous said...

story story master.....abeg update ooohhh...ahh shuuu which 1 u dey? ....nyways thanks for the bday wishes...dont forget to check back...ive uploaded the bday pics...and full gist