Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tokunbo Post......



Correct me if i'm wrong but i think "Tokunbo" means "made or born away from home" or "something from abroad" abi?. If thats the case, then this is the first post on my blog out of Naija. yipeeeeeee.

I really dont have much to write about. Actually i do have things to write but not co-rodinated enough to do so. The training here is something else. Its not as if its hard sha oo, its just that my head don dey block small small. i think its cos of old age and the fact that i have not been in a learning environment like this in like 7 years. Infact since i left university. Come see as small small children dey carry me shine. Before them even ask question, dem don answer. Na wa ooo. But all in all i think i am enjoying it sha, atleast i am trying to. I have been waiting for this training since i joined my firm but it hasn't been easy.

Some highpoints of my trip and my stay here in St charles (some of it anyway)...:

  • I have had to battle anxiety (all the time i was waiting to come down here)

  • My job satisfaction
  • Embassy and visa wahala
  • 14 hours of sitting during my flight down here and 4 hours wait at the airport. and to think that i hate flying. even the 1 hour flights to abuja na problem for me
  • Immigration wahala (1.even the dog at Schiphol Airport wey dey catch drug dealers smell me out, they had to take me to a special room for searching, can u imagine? 2. the US immigration guys no even send me, i stood in front of him like over a minute and he ignored me and was talking to his colleague, i felt like punching him)
  • There is soooooooooo much food here. I'm sure its part of the plan of the training facilitators to make us fat finish before we leave. na so so meat i dey eat cos the other food no jell for my body. (bush man abi?).
  • I could not sleep in the first 48 hours i came here. arrived here 12pm on sunday the 12th, first time i closed my eyes was on early hours of 14th, Tuesday and i could not even sleep on the plane sef, so its even longer than the 48 hours
  • I think say i sabi speak english before, omo, nothing oooo
  • Their beer aint that bad. infact its better than i expected. but when u check the cost price it aint worth it.i don spend like $40-$50 (thats like 6-7k naira) on beer in 2/3 days. one bottle of small heineken na $3 but i prefer to buy the pitcher of $10:50. thats like 4 glasses of beer. I no dey drink alone sha
  • Nobody wants to dance here, or rather nobody can dance here. all they do is get drunk and make noice and go to bed; strange (all thos oyinbo music videos na fake oooo, na now i know why mostly blacks appear in their videos)
  • They are really nice people here. they all want to mix but its hard for them cos half the time they cant understand us (me actually). They think i'm from space or something
  • You cant tell the difference between 12noon and 8pm. the sun still shines (very strange)
  • And the smell of my fart is strong and really really repulsive (yuurk, maybe its the food and weather)

Anyway, will add more stuffs when i can think of them. right now u can enjoy the view of the training facility. thats the pics i posted up there

49 comments:

Admin UD said...

Hey Obi, so you left already without telling me eh? jst kidding! See, try as much as you can to enjoy ya stay there. I tried to in jand but the horrible weather spoiled everything..hehe

Onome said...

which kain beer costs between 6 to 7grand??? abeg oooo...if na so bone drink till u come....anyhoo am glad u're having fun..no go burst o..and er..i thot u knew whites couldnt dance?

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ ugo.... the weather is better though. e be like eko own

@ onome... no be at a sitting ooo. i go try but e go hard

NigeriaPolitricks.com said...

Omo Ibo dude, u no sabi say na so yankee be before? You be real okoro...lawl!
Oya, call me make I host you when you hit Atlanta.
I've emailed you!!!

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ NP. thanks man. i no go miss am lai lai. i think i will be in grayson or something

Sango123 said...

Man d farting is definitely d food... Trust me on that!!!

Arewa said...

lol smelly fart....at least its a change of environment and u r enjoying urself x x x x x

NikkiSab said...

save ur cash and buy beer here my broda. So u r messing in the prescence of general public therby causing an environmental hazard and requiring you to be quarantinned in the obodo of USA? Is dat ya plan Ibo dude? My friend will u just come back to 9ja-as de say; u can take a man out of d jungle but u can neva take a jungle out of the man. Have fun dude!!

UndaCovaSista said...

Immigration wahala! That's my worst nightmare. Hope there were no rubber gloves involved tho' (lol).
BTW, after taking your measurements, i have decided you come 6.5 on the list (between Brad Pitt and David Beckham) and the list has been revised accordingly ;oD .Thanks for stopping by ...........

Ms. Catwalq said...

u dis silly guy.
enjoy and buy me something come o

♥♫♪nyemoni♫♪♥ said...

ENJOYMENT!! LOL...give us all the jist o!!!! Enjoy!

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ sango...i thot as much. its so bad that i fart in my room then walk out to the hallway.

@ arewa...i hope so ooo

@ Nikkisab..i get tired of drinking water so i mix it with beer. i no fit drink all this sweet sweet things here

@ undacova...gloves ke, i for give am blow. hehehehehe for the list

@ catwalq...i will, i promise

@ nyemoni... no wahala

Anonymous said...

just enjoy ur stay. just that i am angry and u know it.

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ stuphs 08.. my dear, no vex for me. i owe u something when i return. please no vex abeg

Unknown said...

NIceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Moody Crab said...

LOL @ your fart..too much info methinks. Some white folks can dance sha. Anyway, enjoy yourself ok.


Immigration wahala...is one of my biggest nightmares. I hope I don't experience it.

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ olamild.... thanks

@ COMC....... u think so? anyway i will delete it for u. they CANT dance at all

kokolette said...

lol
i'm glad you're enjoying your self
have you found someone to take you out yet?
i was saying i no dey town, i for come carry you commot...that's y i said my friend said you shld send your picture...lol..she's crazy...she's superficial like that..lol
so how long more do you have?
and your training site looks really nice!
have fun...waiting for the pic :)

exschoolnerd said...

I think say i sabi speak english before, omo, nothing oooo..lol

Is that the training sight in the picture...nice!!!!

sha have a good time and learn something.

Ubong Da said...

u dey enjoy oh!. Any runs for there?

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ kokolette... thanks.how do i send the pics to your friend? i have like 9 days more here in chicago, 1 week in LA and 1 more week in ATL

@ exschoolnerd...yep, its the pics. i will

@ Ubong... runs ke? nobody send me for here o. i just dey try impose myself and i no be that kain person. i don retire. remember say my woman dey read this blog ooo, make she no go think say i dey do runs ooo

Anonymous said...

Saw this quote this a.m. and thought of you -

Enjoy every moment on the paths to your successes. Let the pleasure sink in! "To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the most pleasant sensations in the world. You are surrounded by adventure."

Enjoy. Can't wait to see you in Atlanta!!

Uzo said...

Let me guess - you work for the international consulting company A and you are away on training?

יש (Yosh) said...

hahahahahahaha. Lol @ #s 8,10,11 & 13. Show them what u r made of, man!

:)

All the best with the training and OF COURSE, have fun!

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO! Hang in there and take plenty of pictures.

Ciao!

Fo said...

lol....hehehehe.....i cant stop lafn...very funny!!!i knw there's more to come....cant wait!!
thnx for coming by!!

princesa said...

Bros i eh!.. na so so enjoy u dey enjoy yiieee!
I dey here dey wish say i be you eh!!
About the sun shining brightly @ 8pm, a friend told me about that. I think its the longer days stuff.

Ehem!(clearing throat) u get to buy me something nice from there o!I hope your return coincides with my birthday(31st).I need a NICE birthday pressie so no go finish ur money for beer or SHARIA!!

Anonymous said...

Omo Ibo dude, me I get one labor day gbedu' for all Naija peeps in da "A" on Friday Aug 31st. So if u land Atlanta, just holla!
No worry, runs dey buku buku!!!
You can package some runs and give Ubong Da as present on your return. lawl!

NP

adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

hey, thanks for stopping by. All the best with your training.

Aijay said...

lol....
Keep having fun.
I envy you oh!

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ anonymous.... since i cant tell who u r, e go hard to plan towards seeing u oo

@ Uzo.... yes ooo

@ yosh.... yes ooo

@QMC..... i definitely will

@ fatoumatta... u welcome

@ princesa.... no wahala, i go buy come

@ NP.... i go find u come, no wahala

@ AB..... u welcome.

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ aijay.... thanks

Femme said...

ibo dude, hope u have a lot of fun.
don't fart in public please because they have already increased their terror alert.

A Kel called Wonder ...... said...

Wow!ur enjoying and ur so funny.

Your jet lagged now!!!! lol lol lol

Jayn Sean said...

What's the use in telling us you wanted to punch that immigration guy? You shud've punched broken his face in to two!, just the way africans do!..lol..jokin'..seh you really did had a good time.

..lol at the fart. The body was letting you know that mmh! mmh! i donno that one!..lol..i can imagine. But after farting you really felt relieved right? I always do...it's a veeery good thing to do that...

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ femme....na inside room i dey fart o. if i try am outside dem go know say na me

@ KCW....wetin man go do now

@ jaybabe.. u try, make dem arrest me abi? yeah and i think farting clears the system

classybabe said...

I have noticed that about the farting even here sef,i wonder what they put in their foods.
you know those immigration people like to stamp their authority,they will be behaving like semi-gods.
Enjoy the rest of your trip sha

Afrobabe said...

Ok,I read all the fun and non fun you are having over there but ehmmm what about the girls now,you dont need too much gramma there...love without language?

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ Classybabe.... i sure willl

@ afrobabe....there are over 100 girls here but no one comes as close to my chweety back home. they r ok in their own way but nahhhhhhh

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol!
Welcome to obodo Yankee, mehn...

"Nobody wants to dance here, or rather nobody can dance here. all they do is get drunk and make noice and go to bed; strange (all thos oyinbo music videos na fake oooo, na now i know why mostly blacks appear in their videos)"

That is how it is for some oyingbo people. But, if they really shack, then you go fear when them begin to dance!

You stopped by my blog a long while ago and I just wanted to repay the favor. Nice blog you've got here. Will definitely be back.

PS. if you change your travel plans and come to the Maryland/ Washington D.C./Virginia area, let me know so we can make sure you get a home cooked meal!

Afrobabe said...

LOL,yeah I realised my blunder when I saw a certain someone someone in most of the pics...

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chidi said...

they sell bear from 6-9k??

chidi said...

sorry i meant 7. my bad!

An-Igbo-Dude said...

@ anonymous.... are u trying to crash my site? what the fuck did u do here. this space is meant for a comment not a post. u r messed up

@ chidi..... na soo we see am oo

Admin UD said...

Bring me this, bring me that, don't forget o! BUy me something. Ain't human beings just amazing. Tihehehehehe. I rest my case ;)

Manda said...

hahahahahahaha @ Ugo's comment above! well, i am expecting my janded bday pressie (but if u buy pressie for all of us taskers sef, na im be say u go open credit list for there b4 u reach here o!) enjoy ur stay.

Doc A said...

LMAO!!
nice blog u have here
jisike, and glad to see you are enjoying yankee becos I've prob been here just as long as I lived in naija, and I don tire o!!

bighead said...

LMAO @ your fart smelling. It may smell that way back here but by the time you pass through one or two former-streets, now-refuse-dumps, you won't be able to differentiate.